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I realize now that I shouldn’t grieve over the growing distance between my friends and I....

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:13:00 -0700

I realize now that I shouldn’t grieve over the growing distance between my friends and I. Because everybody grows apart and find their own group to settle in with, I shouldn’t blame myself for losing how close I once was with others. It’s too much unnecessary stress, and I’ve felt so unburdened this past week that I want to avoid encumbering myself with that weight again. That doesn’t mean I’m just going to stop trying with friends, though.

Very teiru.

Bonita Applebum - A Tribe Called Quest

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:34:23 -0700

Bonita Applebum - A Tribe Called Quest

I think I’m going to admit that I don’t 100% accept myself. It sucks, but I’m...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:27:33 -0700

I think I’m going to admit that I don’t 100% accept myself. It sucks, but I’m figuring myself out.

What if there’s actually a hidden dwarven society and other species deep in the mantle of the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:17:58 -0700

What if there’s actually a hidden dwarven society and other species deep in the mantle of the Earth? And these gargantuan monsters that can only survive in the temperature there roam through the rocks.

Who’s even dug a large enough hole to see if there are caves down there? It could happen! I know it!

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:01:03 -0700

I was so high that one bite of gelato ice cream killed me. My taste buds were having sex and I...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:54:00 -0700

I was so high that one bite of gelato ice cream killed me. My taste buds were having sex and I wrecked my path. Oh god gelato is good, hahahaha

foreverawkwardally: Tonight, Joffrey Piñata was born. Tomorrow,...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:48:21 -0700

foreverawkwardally:

Tonight, Joffrey Piñata was born.

Tomorrow, after I am done with college forever, he dies.

Winter is coming.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Legalize weed, because it’s fucking messed up what the authorities do to these...

Fri, 10 May 2013 15:56:03 -0700

Legalize weed, because it’s fucking messed up what the authorities do to these “criminals.” They don’t give a fuck what happens to them and their families because they’re doing “justice.” The authorities are just a legal criminal organization that people prefer to have exist because they don’t know how to rely on themselves.

llbwwb: Todays Cuteness:) Explorer by Denis Dumoulin. Yes.

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:36:29 -0700

llbwwb:

Todays Cuteness:) Explorer by Denis Dumoulin.

Yes.

Working out is great. When I’m stressed, I completely forget why I was in the first place....

Thu, 09 May 2013 00:49:13 -0700

Working out is great. When I’m stressed, I completely forget why I was in the first place. I’m just too exhausted to give too much of my energy to thinking about stress. People should really invest in working out. I fucken luhhh it.

I cannot be with someone who gets overly attached and can’t understand what a “me...

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:01:39 -0700

I cannot be with someone who gets overly attached and can’t understand what a “me time” is; for me and for her. Then again, I need to learn how to not get attached with that damn infatuation. It just happens, and I can feel it when I’m slightly crushing.

My mom had to use my bathroom since my dad is using theirs, and my phone just happened to be playing...

Sun, 05 May 2013 10:39:00 -0700

My mom had to use my bathroom since my dad is using theirs, and my phone just happened to be playing Pharcyde’s “Oh Shit.” Hahahah

I don’t care if this sounds corny. I just realized this morning that I fucking love hanging...

Sat, 04 May 2013 15:47:00 -0700

I don’t care if this sounds corny. I just realized this morning that I fucking love hanging out with people. I don’t care if we’re doing nothing. I am down to chill at a friend’s house with them and just do nothing. We could just watch T.V. and talk about life. That sounds a lot better than doing it alone. It sucks that I don’t sense anybody is down for that, because there has to be some sort of activity; we can’t just do nothing. But we can, and it’s fun. Appreciate spending time with someone that just wants to hang out with you.

fakerthanthefaux: ew. ew. ew. ssttaaahhhp Yes

Fri, 03 May 2013 17:10:15 -0700

fakerthanthefaux:

ew. ew. ew. ssttaaahhhp

Yes

joannaleecurtis: there are children on this site Yes

Fri, 03 May 2013 14:41:39 -0700

joannaleecurtis:

there are children on this site

Yes

honey-b00: thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab?...

Fri, 03 May 2013 14:33:47 -0700

honey-b00:

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

i still can’t get over the ‘hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothes’

Yes

kingstolemycrown: badafro: this is a 15 minute long video of...

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:07:13 -0700

kingstolemycrown:

badafro:

this is a 15 minute long video of someone trying to parallel park with a bunch of belfasters bein belfasters over the top of it and i watched it to completion

Since my test nearly a year and a half ago I’ve parallel Parked once. It was perfect. I’ll never do it again.

Hahahahaha

thederpyhipster: queerlittlemermaid: Just...

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:00:40 -0700

thederpyhipster:

queerlittlemermaid:

Just listen.

oh shit.

Get on my blog. RIGHT NOW. HOLY SHIT.

MOTHERFUCK *head explodes*

WHAT IS THIS GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This song makes me want to orgasm. It’s perfection.

reblogging because of reasons

Yes

Welp, seems like everybody is getting a girlfriend/boyfriend again. And then I’m just here...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:09:04 -0700

Welp, seems like everybody is getting a girlfriend/boyfriend again.

And then I’m just here studying.

I don’t care about catching up, I just wanna hang out with old friends.

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:10:00 -0700

I don’t care about catching up, I just wanna hang out with old friends.