Has someone ever passed you by and they just SMELLED so bad??
Like all you’re thinking is, “Do you wash yourself with just water and scrub yourself with used toilet paper??”
I did the loudest most embarrassing laugh ever. I am so glad I am home alone right now.EverytimeThis NEEDS to be adapted to a cooking show.
I have no idea what this is about but I laugh EVERY TIME
MERSHED PERDERDER
DON’T FORGET
Read this out loud and I’m laughing so hard.
Shramp
Hahahahahaahahahhahahahaha
(via aubreycaitlin)
1. The world is trying to keep you stupid. From bank fees to interest rates to miracle diets, people who are not educated are easier to get money from and easier to lead. Educate yourself as much as possible for wealth, independence, and happiness.
2. Do not have faith in institutions to educate you. By the time they build the curriculum, it’s likely that the system is outdated– sometimes utterly broken. You both learn and get respect from people worth getting it from by leading and doing, not by following.
3. Read as much as you can. Learn to speed read with high retention. Emerson Spartz taught me this while I was at a Summit Series event. If he reads 2-3 books a week, you can read one.
4. Connect with everyone, all the time. Be genuine about it. Learn to find something you like in each person, and then speak to that thing.
5. Don’t waste time being shy. Shyness is the belief that your emotions should be the arbitrators of your decision making process when the opposite is actually true.
6. If you feel weird about something during a relationship, that’s usually what you end up breaking up over.
7. Have as much contact as possible with older people. Personally, I met people at Podcamps. My friend Greg, at the age of 13, met his first future employer sitting next to him on a plane. The reason this is so valuable is because people your age don’t usually have the decision-making ability to help you very much. Also they know almost everything you will learn later, so ask them.
8. Find people that are cooler than you and hang out with them too. This and the corollary are both important: “don’t attempt to be average inside your group. Continuously attempt to be cooler than them (by doing cooler things, being more laid back, accepting, ambitious, etc.).”
9. You will become more conservative over time. This is just a fact. Those you surround yourself with create a kind of “bubble” that pushes you to support the status quo. For this reason, you need to do your craziest stuff NOW. Later on, you’ll become too afraid. Trust me.
10. Reduce all expenses as much as possible. I mean it. This creates a safety net that will allow you to do the crazier shit I mentioned above.
11. Instead of getting status through objects (which provide only temporary boosts), do it through experiences. In other words, a trip to Paris is a better choice than a new wardrobe. Studies show this also boosts happiness.
12. While you are living on the cheap, solve the money problem. Use the internet, because it’s like a cool little machine that helps you do your bidding. If you are currently living paycheck to paycheck, extend that to three weeks instead of two. Then, as you get better, you can think a month ahead, then three months, then six, and finally a year ahead. (The goal is to get to a point where you are thinking 5 years ahead.)
13. Learn to program.
14. Get a six-pack (or get thin, whatever your goal is) while you are young. Your hormones are in a better place to help you do this at a younger age. Don’t waste this opportunity, trust me.
15. Learn to cook. This will make everything much easier and it turns food from a chore + expensive habit into a pleasant + frugal one. I’m a big Jamie Oliver fan, but whatever you like is fine.
16. Sleep well. This and cooking will help with the six pack. If you think “I can sleep when I’m dead” or “I have too much to do to sleep,” I have news for you: you are INEFFICIENT, and sleep deprivation isn’t helping.
17. Get a reminder app for everything. Do not trust your own brain for your memory. Do not trust it for what you “feel like” you should be doing. Trust only the reminder app. I use RE.minder and Action Method.
18. Choose something huge to do, as well as allowing the waves of opportunity to help you along. If you don’t set goals, some stuff may happen, but if you do choose, lots more will.
19. Get known for one thing. Spend like 5 years doing it instead of flopping around all over the place. If you want to shift afterwards, go ahead. Like I said, choose something.
20. Don’t try to “fix” anyone. Instead, look for someone who isn’t broken.
Written by: Julian Smith inoveryourhead.net
(via mmmelissa)
Yes
(via confuseddin)
I don’t know if people are serious or not about wanting a zombie apocalypse, but really, that would be terrifying as fuck if it happened.
The glorified version of it is what I’m guessing everybody sees. Cool fights, running away with friends, slaughtering zombies [maybe even for fun to kill some time], and nobody to bother you. Maybe even making some friendly alliances with people and just kicking it in a fortress while shooting zombitches.
Looking on the other side, death is everywhere. Your family may even be slaughtered. You always are on the run, you can’t hide because they’ll find you eventually and they’re not scared at all because they’re dead. What is there to look forward to when everything around you is destroyed and in chaos? You’ll always be looking over your shoulder because you don’t know what’s going to happen next. I bet that if somebody from one of the zombie apocalypse movies had the chance to switch places with you, they would take it in a heartbeat just to get out of that hellhole.
If I could be in a zombie killing simulation, fuck shit up, and call it a day, then that’d be pretty cool. When I’m always on the run and always looking over my shoulder out of fear, then I’d prefer having the regular life of going through school, getting a career, etc etc etc etc. Stagnant life.
lets play “which download link is the real one”
Hahahahahahaha, I hate going through these when looking for a certain stupid file.
I’d say the ones one the right are fake, and the one on the top is fake.
If it’s a torrent you were expecting to download, then obviously the two on top are real. If you weren’t and had to go through a site that you have to sign up for to get better download speed, then the bottom.
They wouldn’t have the option to torrent if there’s premium most likely, because then no one would get premium. And there wouldn’t be two downloads [direct download and regular download] unless they were indicated that they were different mirrors.
(via rapsforhugs)
Holy fuck, crazy ass party!!
The kind of party that you’d go to, but you need to be crazy enough to throw it at your house. Maybe if you had a place like where EDC is being hosted, but damn.
I kinda feel like partying, just a tad.
Seems to me that I won’t be considered mature or just seen as lesser if I don’t have a job or become independent.
I didn’t know a having a job or not determines if you’re a good enough person to know or even date. My bad if I’d rather just have fun with school for now while focusing on my studies without having to worry about a chunk of my day gone and having to ask my parents for money. Don’t get me wrong; I’d like to make money and support myself and become an adult.. but I’m in no hurry to grow up if I’m in no dire need.
Like dude, ask me about who I am, not about how much I make. People around my age, in my opinion, are too young to be asking that type of question (to me).